1. Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
2. They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
3. Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
4. Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
5. But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
6. it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
5/26/17
2. They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
3. Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
4. Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
5. But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
6. it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
7. Text him!
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I wanna make you hot ok
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I don't wanna stop short of blowin your mind
;)
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ok babe
keep that goal in mind
im hard to impress
[Not really, honestly, but he wanted to fluster Lance a little.]
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that I'm doing a pretty good job of impressing you so far?
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if you think so
;)
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DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME ACTUALLY WORRY
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OR WAS THAT JUST THE RARE SOUND OF KEITH LAUGHTER
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dont know what youre talking about
[He was still snickering, but definitely trying to be quieter now.]
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IDFK
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE WORDS TO USE
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sorry
its just too easy sometimes