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1. you know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? don't listen to it.

2. he asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."

3. what did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?

4. you threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.

5. my autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.

6. Text him!

Edited 2017-05-06 18:28 (UTC)

any reason this time or just the usual?

p much just the usual, yeah

sometimes I just kind of sit and look over decisions I've made in my life

and think

WHY

Like the cow?

no, the cow is a decision I am very proud of

is it?

so what in particular are you regretting?

skydiving without a parachute and having Blue catch me

it was Keith's fault

did he push you out of where you decided to pull this stunt?

i really wish youd stop sharing that much with hunk

he's my best bro! we gossip!

yeah but now he gives me weird looks after some nights

I don't tell him about the weirder stuff we get up to sometimes

so

oh god no

that would be terrible

for both him and me

Edited 2017-05-06 22:56 (UTC)

don't worry, babe, these lips are sealed

besides I don't need him giving me weird looks either

yeah

the weird looks are kind of unnerving at times

At the bar dressed as a taco! That's not a typo! Come save me!!!

wat

Typing that out once was bad enough. PLEASE come rescue me and whatever's still left of my dignity.

omw but seriously how did you even????

LANCE. This is humiliating enough as it is, are you able to come get me or not?

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