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5/7/17

1. you know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? don't listen to it.

2. he asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."

3. what did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?

4. you threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.

5. my autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.

6. Text him!

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