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Lance ([personal profile] the_tailor) wrote in [community profile] insideoflight 2017-05-13 05:24 pm (UTC)

5/12/17

1. apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.

2. some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet

3. not sure. no solid plans. just tanning nude.

4. it was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. and by that I mean it was nice.

5. he somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.

6. Text him!

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