1. apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
2. some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
3. not sure. no solid plans. just tanning nude.
4. it was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. and by that I mean it was nice.
5. he somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
5/12/17
2. some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
3. not sure. no solid plans. just tanning nude.
4. it was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. and by that I mean it was nice.
5. he somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
6. Text him!